reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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