Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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