omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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