first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
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