I think I died a long time ago.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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