doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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