You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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