Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
BRING THE BAGELS
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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