oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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