i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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