New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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