The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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