HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Just high enough for therapy.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Randomize
