You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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