Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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