Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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