Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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