The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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