How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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