Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
do nipples grow back?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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