I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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