the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Randomize
