he wants to bone in the snuggie
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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