How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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