I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
When are your genitals available?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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