Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Is Oprah even human
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