The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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