My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Randomize
