So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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