its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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