Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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