Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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