As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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