So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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