Midget sex pt 2 tonight
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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