did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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