Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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