yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Your cock deserves a montage
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
The power of my boobs compel you
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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