I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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