How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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