try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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