SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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