Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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