at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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