I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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