hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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