The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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