Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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