i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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