Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
