New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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