Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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