Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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