You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
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