Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
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