Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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