I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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