suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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