Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Boobs speak an international language.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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