I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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